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on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 2:48:26 PM
I ran into Spokes Dumbrowski down at the Idle Potato Bar & Grill last night. Spokes is a good guy even though, in my view, he tends to be little confused in his politics. He voted for Jimmy Carter, Reagan and Clinton twice, and no Bush, ever. That doesn’t keep us from being friends though. In fact I rely on Spokes to see which way the liberal windsock is blowing as he does with me for the rightish side of things.
He got his nickname because he works in the wheel department at the local motorcycle factory just like his Dad did before him. His Mom was a teacher in the Milwaukee Public School system. He is a born and bread Milwaukee everyman, union member and Democrat, mostly out of habit because it saves a lot of heavy thinking, not really Spokes’ strong suit.
Anyway, I see Spokes at the end of the bar, “what’s up? I’ve been out of town for a couple a days.”
“Hey Redwing, pull up a stool and let me buy you a cold one”. Spokes calls me Redwing cause I’m a red guy in a blue state, and while I know it’s because he thinks I’m right wing, he assures me it‘s a tribute to my Native American heritage. (Really, it is only 1/16th on my Dad’s side, but that still makes me more of an Indian than Ward Churchill ever was.)
I always gird myself for political gloating when Spokes is so anxious to talk.
“Well”, he says, “looks like a Republican congressman got caught messing around with page boys’’.
“What do you mean page boys, he was styling someone’s hair?” I heard about Rep Foley’s misadventures all the way home on the radio yesterday but I just like messin with Spokes.
“No, not the haircut wise-*ss, those kids they use in congress to run errands and stuff. Apparently this pervy Congressman from Florida sent some dirty emails to one of these kids and all of Washington is in an uproar. He even quit.”
“No! Say it ain’t so! Emails? Really? How awful! Did he have sex with him?
“No”
“Were any laws broken?”
“Not sure”.
Were there any pictures?”
“No”.
“Was this a one-time deal a single page or an ongoing affair with all kinds of youths?”
“One kid, far as I know. What’s yer point?” Spokes huffs, looking a little annoyed.
“Nothing really” I say, “but it sure doesn’t take much to start an overblown brouhaha in Washington around election time.”
“Whaterya talking about?”
“Well, all I’m saying is that, to me at least, the timing of the story is at least as interesting as any of the other details.”
“How’s that?”
“Well, for starters, 2 Florida newspapers knew about those emails last November, AND, the organization that gave the scoop to ABC knew about it back in July.”
“So.”
“So? So don’t you find it a little curious that this just happened to come out right when Bush’s poll numbers start heading upward and the Democrats lead in the polls pretty much disappeared?”
“Well, when you put it like that” Spokes nods, “but you’re really starting to sound like one of them conspiracy kooks.”
“It doesn’t take a suspicious cynic, even though I’ve been rightly accused of being both, to see something so obvious” I replied.
“Maybe so” says Spokes, the gloat glow fading to glumness. “But even if it was timed for political advantage, the guy is a creep and got what he deserved.”
“In that my friend, we are in total agreement”. Cheer up. There’s still 5 weeks til the election, plenty of time for more October surprises.”
“October what?”
“Oh never mind, I’ll explain that another time. How bout dem Packers eh?”
“Wow” Spokes grimaced, “you really know how to hurt a guy.”